February 2010
56 posts
When the Ood sing the Doctor to his rest, they sing “Vale Decem” in Latin which means “Farewell Ten”.
Learn something new everyday :)
via movietome
Poor RDJ. Same story for Iron Man. Gwyneth, why you so tallllll?
Although his height does vary quite drastically during Iron Man.
One of the Universal Truths that lie just beyond the fabric of modern society is the axiom that geeks, along with nerds and other peoples who overinvest in intelligence but boast underdeveloped social skills, make the best lovers. Once people realize this, the sexual revolution that will sweep through western culture will make the seventies look like the fifties, and I’m not talking about wider pants. The reasons why geeks are unparalleled as lovers are simple and many:
Geeks don’t sleep around. Geeks, through their higher IQ and therefore greater understanding of the tragedy of human condition, know that the dice only seem to have more sides on the other side of the table. Hence, they instinctively stay loyal to their lovers through thick and thin. Their social skills are also not well developed enough to support an affair, and frankly, geeks generally aren’t quite sure how they ended up with the lover they have attracted. When you date a geek, you know the geek will be yours until you are done.
Geeks are good at the things they try. When’s the last time you met a geek who didn’t have some secret skill just simmering below the surface of a simple-seeming life, honed in the wee hours of the night? It could be hacking, playing video games, or the ability to insert and remove those stupid computer power plug things from drives without cursing or breaking a finger. Let sex become their new favorite late-night hobby, and you know that a geek won’t quit until he or she has learned how to hack into your brainstem through specific genitalia interfacing in parallel with general dermal and oral bonding.
Geeks are not interested in status. Geeks became geeks because they chose to spend their time doing things that would not necessarily make them popular with everyone else in school, like sports and fashion. The ability to resist peer pressure is important to a geek. This means that a geek is more interested in their or your happiness than looking good to others, which will come in handy when either (a) you need attention, in any sort ranging from the nurturing to the lascivious, and also, because both of those things are not necessarily unorthagonal dimensions, any combination of the two, or (b) you need to be rescued because it is the climax of a teen 80’s movie. Or both.
Geeks haven’t formed bad habits. After years of serially dating lots of other women, many socially successful guys have become too confident to be intimate, think of women only for sex, and don’t have any intention of letting what in their minds is “just another girlfriend” enjoy the last spring roll. Let us not even pry into the diabolical, dark, twisted, and depraved mind of the girl who has serially dated many men. None of this is true of the geek, however. The lack of past romantic partners allows the geek to approach lovers with the zest of the neophyte. Geeks are not full of romantic confidence; however, once coaxed from their emotional holes like tame bunnies, they are eager to please and enjoy their newfound relationship.
Geeks can concentrate. Geeks can focus their energy on one task with the intensity of a hunting cheetah. Granted, the task they are focusing on may have more to do with hunting orcs with a +1 Sword of Piercing rather than hunting gazelles with claws, but the fact remains that a geek, once set upon a task and given Mountain Dew, becomes a tireless slave to their goal. Put a six-pack of Dew on the bedside table and a geek between the sheets, and you have found yourself one relentless lover. When’s the last time all night actually meant all night? When’s the last time you were with someone who, if they needed more of the night, knew how to get it?
Geeks have excellent finger dexterity. Geeks roll dice. Geeks play video games. Geeks flip pages in books. Geeks type a lot, and use characters like ~ and ^ and | that no one else has any use for. Geeks use calculators in postfix notation. As a result, a geek knows how to use his or her fingers to greatest possible effect. Whether you have a button that needs pushing or a joystick that needs joy, a geek is the person for the job.
Geeks have imagination. Once you have found your amazing lover, you wouldn’t want things to become boring. That is where geeks prove their real worth. Replayability is important to the value-conscious video-game playing geek, and this translates to relationships as well. Wouldn’t you want to date someone who has created a Quake 3 mod? Wouldn’t you want to date someone who has written steamy Everquest fan fiction involving elven incest? Wouldn’t you want to date someone who wished they were Morpheus rather than someone who wished they were Barry Bonds?
There are plenty of other reasons why geeks are the best lovers around, but don’t just take my word for it. Find the nearest sexy geek and coax that person into asking you out, even if you have to do so using instant messanger. Remember: the only non-sexy geek is a single geek.
I completely agree with all this. I have a geek of my own. Not only do we have a perfectly maintained home network, that finger dexterity thing. Yeah. UNF.
We just need to find one that works with the name we’ve already chosen for him
*ahem*
Soon you will welcome James Kirk into our home.
I just made pancakes for breakfast. Om
My personality:
I’m loud only when I’m high.
I’m obnoxious.
I’m sarcastic.
I’m cocky.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
For the most part, I don’t like people.
I’m easy to get along with.
I like to fight.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I’ve smoked weed.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I’ve had braces.
I have braces.
I change my hair color often.
I straighten my hair often.
My ears are pierced.
I have small feet.
Relationships:
I’m in a relationship now.
I’m single.
I’m crushin’.
I’ve missed an ex before.
I’m always scared of being hurt.
An ex has physically abused me at least once.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve been in love more than two times.
I believe in love at first sight.
I believe lust is more important than love.
Friendships:
I have a best friend.
I have at least ten friends.
I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
I’ve beaten up a friend.
I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences:
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been on a train.
I’ve left the state/province.
Someone close to me has died.
I’ve taken a taxi.
I’ve taken a city bus.
I’ve taken a school bus.
I’ve gone bungee jumping.
I’ve made a speech.
I’ve been in some sort of club.
I’ve won an award.
I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
I’ve been in a physical fight.
Music:
I listen to country.
I listen to pop.
I listen to techno.
I listen to rock.
I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
I hate the radio.
I download music.
I buy CD’s.
Television:
I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
I watch soap operas daily.
I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
I’ve seen and like The OC.
I’ve seen and like One Tree Hill.
I’ve seen and like America’s Next Top Model.
I’ve seen and like Popular.
I’ve seen and like House.
I’ve seen and like 24.
I’ve seen and like CSI.
I’ve seen and like Everwood.
Family Life:
I get along with both of my parents.
My biological parents are still together.
I have at least one brother.
I have at least one sister.
I have at least one step brother/sister.
I have at least one half brother/sister.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I’ve ran away from my house.
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve made my parents cry.
I’ve lied to my parents.
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.
Hair:
I’ve been brown.
I’ve had streaks.
I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
I’ve been blonde.
I’ve had black.
I’ve been red.
I’ve been light brown.
I’ve been medium brown.
I’ve had purple/pink.
I’ve been blue/green.
I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
I use conditioner.
I’ve used silk therapy.
I’ve used hot oil treatments.
I’ve curled my hair.
I’ve straightened my hair.
I’ve ironed my hair.
I’ve braided my hair.
I’ve had/want dreadlocks.
School:
I’ve thrown something at a teacher.
I’ve yelled at a teacher.
I’ve been suspended.
I’ve had an in-school suspension.
I’ve been sent to the principal’s office.
I’ve walked out of class.
I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
I’ve failed a test.
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
I’ve failed Art.
I’ve failed P.E.
I’ve failed Math.
I’ve failed another class.
A teacher has called my parents.
I’ve been caught skipping.
Agreed. Even as Teabag he did weird things to me. Is that wrong?
Not worth it. But am on my second pair of 3D (Sylar) glasses
Bold the names of all the television shows you’ve seen more than three of. Italicize the ones you’ve seen all the episodes of.
24
7th Heaven
ALF
Alias
American Gothic
America’s Next Top Model
Angel
Arrested Development
Babylon 5
Batman: The Animated Series
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beverly Hills 90210 (original)
Bewitched
Bonanza
Bones
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal
Boy Meets World
Brothers And Sisters
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Californication
Chappelle’s Show
Charlie’s Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Chuck
Clarissa Explains it All
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
DaVinci’s Inquest
Dawson’s Creek
Dead Like Me
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dexter
Dharma & Greg
Different Strokes
Doctor Who
Dragnet
Due South
ER
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Farscape
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly
Frasier
Freaks & Geeks
Friends
Fringe
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan’s Island
Gilmore Girls
Gossip Girl
Grey’s Anatomy
Grange Hill
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Happy Days
Hercules: the Legendary Journeys
Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street
House
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Invader Zim
Invasion
Hell’s Kitchen
JAG
Jackass
Joey
Kim Possible
Knight Rider
Knight Rider: 2008
Kung Fu
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
La Femme Nikita LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Law and Order
Law and Order: SVU
Law and Order: CI
Leverage
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
MASH
MacGyver
Malcolm in the Middle
Married… With Children
McLeods Daughters
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible
Mod Squad
Monk
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life As A Dog
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
Mythbusters
NCIS
Ned Bigby’s Declassified School Survival Guide
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Power Rangers
Press Gang
Prison Break
Private Practice
Privileged
Profiler
Project Runway
Psych
Pushing Daisies
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (UK)
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Sanctuary
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seaquest DSV
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Six Feet Under
Slings and Arrows
Smallville
So Weird
South of Nowhere
South Park
Spongebob Squarepants
St. Elsewhere
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Starsky & Hutch
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70’s Show
That’s So Raven
The 4400
The Adams Family
The Amazing Race
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Big Bang Theory
The Brady Bunch
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Magnificent Seven
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Monkees
The Munsters
The Office (US)
The Powerpuff Girls
The Pretender
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Third Watch
Three’s Company
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Unfabulous
Ugly Betty
Veronica Mars
Weeds
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace
Wings
Xena: Warrior Princess
Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
- Data, Star Trek: TNG (via commanderspock)
I might fancify this up, print it, frame it and put it on my wall. I need more Data and Spot in my life.
thanks so much for the follow(s) :D
Thank you for the follow back. <3
(via babytheleopard)
“Bold the names of guys you’d definitely bang. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. Add 3 or more of your own at the end.
Add an asterisk (or two or three) to your ultimate favorites.”
1. Stephen Dorff
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen
06. Ian Somerhalder
07. James Van Der Beek
08. Ashton Kutcher
09. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr?
13. John Hanna?
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.?
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore?
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham?
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina?
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West?
40. Stuart Townsend?
41. Richard Roxburgh?
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth?
57. Steve Buscemi58. Michael Madsen?
59. Rick Yune?
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller?
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames?
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Esteves
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban?
105. Sean Biggerstaff?
107. Harry Sinclair?
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas?
110. Jeremy Sumpter?
111. Sean Patrick Flanery?
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy?
114. Ioan Gruffudd?
115. Mads Mikkelsen?
116. Enrique Murciano?
117. Jamie Bamber?
118. Craig Parker?
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader?
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel?
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring?
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling?
134. Sean Maher?
135. Tré Cool?
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong?
139. Jason White?
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard?
142. Derek Jeter?
143. Travis Fimmel?
144. Michael Vartan?
145. Rob Thomas?
146. James Purefoy?
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles?
149. William Fichtner***
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young?
152. Francis Capra?
153. Ryan Hansen?
154. Robert Pattinson155. William Moseley?
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport***
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline
163. Liam Cunningham?
164. John Barrowman*
165. John Rzeznik?
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy*
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers
170. Henry Ian Cusick?
171. Jon Krasinski?
172. Michael Trucco?
173. Benjamin McKenzie?
174. Adrian Pasdar
175. Jeremy Piven?
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews
178. Vincent Cassel?
179. Adrian Paul?
180. Gabriel Byrne?
181. Adrian Grenier?
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion
184. Adam Baldwin?
185. Ed Quinn?
186. Eric Szmanda?
187. George Eads?
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane?
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
192. Geoffrey Rush
193. Brandon Routh
194. Chris Lowell?
195. James Callis?
196. Justin Chambers?
197. Michael Muhney?
198. Matthew Goode?
199. Bradley Cooper
200. Burn Gorman
201. Christopher Eccleston
202. David Tennant**
203. Tom Felton
204. Daniel Radcliffe205. Rupert Grint
206. Kevin McKidd?
207. Gaspard Ulliel?
208. James McAvoy
209. Zac Efron
210. Jonas Armstrong?
211. Ed Speelers?
212. Penn Badgley?
213. James Lafferty?
214. Bryan Greenberg?
215. Chace Crawford?
216. Joe Jonas
217. Toby Hemingway?
218. Dane Cook?
219. Travis Wall?
220. Brad Paisley?
221. John Mayer?
222. Blake Lewis?
223. TR Knight?
224. Hugh Laurie*
225. David Duchovny
226. Damien Rice
227. Ozzy Osbourne228. Tim Daly?
229. Matthew Rhys?
230. Robert Downey Jr.*******
231. Goran Visnjic?
232. John Corbett?
233. Michael Emerson?
234. David Hewlett?
235. Robert Knepper*
236. Nestor Carbonell
237. Robert Sean Leonard***
238. Zach Gilford?
239. Zachary Levi
240. Ryan McPartlin?
241. Penn Badgley?
242. Luke Wilson
243. Edward James Olmos?
244. Jesse Spencer
245. Jason Bateman?
246. Dominic Cooper?
247. Romany Malco?
248. Rainn Wilson?
249. Peter Krause?
250. Bradley Whitford?
251. Carmine Giovinazzo?
252. David Anders?
253. Scott Elrod?
254. Eddie Vedder?
255. Jorge Garcia
256. Steve Carell
257. Michael Weatherly?
258. Alexander Siddig?
259. Jack Coleman?
260. Zachary Quinto**
261. Matthew Bomer?
262. Adrien Brody
262. Damian Lewis?
263. Garret Dillahunt?
264. Vincent D’Onofrio?
265. James Phelps
266. Oliver Phelps (being a mostly entirely superficial survey, why are James and Oliver not one number?)
267. Clancy Brown
268. Robert Patrick?
269. Geraint Wyn Davies?
270. John Schneider?
271. Tamhoh Penikett?
272. Callum Keith Rennie?
273. Tommy Lee Jones
274. Chris Evans
275. Michael Shanks?
276. Ben Browder?
277. Skeet Ulrich?
278. Marc Blucas?
279. DB Woodside
280. Richard Jones?
281. Channing Tatum?
282. Gareth David-Lloyd
283. Justin Hartley?
284. Andy Baldwin?
285. Bode Miller?
286. Josh Berstein?
287. Kevin Zegers?
288. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
289. Casey Affleck
290. Ray Stevenson?
291. Michael Fassbender?
292. Richard Armitage?
293. Miroslav Klose?
294. Marc Warren?
295. John Simm
296. Ed Westwick?
297. Skandar Keynes?
298. Scott Patterson?
299. Matthew Perry
300. Nel Patrick Harris
301. David de Lautour?
302. Ethan Peck?
303. Bradley Jame?
304. Colin Morgan?
305. Ben Barnes?
306. Alex Pettyfer?
307. Stephen Fry
308. Chris Pine
309. Ryan Reynolds
310. Kellan Lutz?
311. Leonard Nimoy*
312. DeForest Kelley*
313. Daniel Lavoie?
314. David Bowie
315. Simon Woods?
316. William Shatner*
317. Philip Glenister
318. Anton Yelchin
319. Tom Baker
320. James Dean